I bet Blizzard never saw this coming! Deckard and Griswold are probably rolling over in their graves, unless they're still in some level of hell...

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

The New North Lake Library!


The new face of North Lake Library?  

For those of you who do not already know, the dream that was the North Lake Community Library is coming to an end. Those brave and dedicated IPL employees that toiled, sweated and cried for the dream of a united Academic/Public library will be scattered like ashes to the wind among the various branches of the Irving Public Library system, broken and allotted like slaves at the auction block under the cruel Alabama sun.  Those books which once stood so proudly on our shelves, virtually shouting their vast reservoir of knowledge to our patrons(student and public)will be divvied up like so much pirate treasure booty among the branches of IPL. The children's library, the gleaming jewel in the eye of knowledge that was NLCL, will close, it's lights dimmed forever, no longer able to battle against the ignorance that today runs rampant in the world of the child. Instead what will be left will merely be a shell of its former self, as North Lake college employees take over the many duties they once shared with their comrades-in-arms from IPL, and slave to provide at best 1/2 the service to 1/4 the patrons at 1/8 the level of competence(albeit at 2/3 the price.) Please take a moment to lament the passing of the dream that was NLCL. Alas, poor NLCL, we knew you well...



4 Comments:

Blogger Nat-Wu said...

Okay, so 1/2*1/4=1/8, 1/8*1/8=1/64. So we're getting what amounts to 1/64 of the library. Sounds fair to me.

7:33 AM

 
Blogger Seamus said...

You know, I never even stepped foot in the NorthLake Community Library. Not even once.

3:16 PM

 
Blogger Seamus said...

Well Nat, when you consider that you're getting it at 2/3 the price, you can raise the amount of library that you're getting (for your money anyhow). So 1/64 divided by 2/3 would be 3/128 which is roughly 1/43. A little better anyhow...

3:21 PM

 
Blogger Feels like Nine said...

What's a library?

5:56 PM

 

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