I bet Blizzard never saw this coming! Deckard and Griswold are probably rolling over in their graves, unless they're still in some level of hell...

Thursday, February 03, 2005

You're kidding..right?

This story is about a fight that broke out at a girls high school basketball game. They interview a few people and for the most part they give half way smart responses. But read through it and then check out the very last sentence or two. Out of all the things going on...tasers being fired, chairs thrown, numerous fights....and she's concerned about cell phones. Of course, it did come from a cheerleader......


Top Stories - AP

Fan Melee Erupts at Girls Basketball Game
1 hour, 13 minutes ago

Top Stories - AP
PRATTVILLE, Ala. - A fight broke out in the stands of a girls high school basketball game, prompting police to fire Tasers to stop it and clear the gym, authorities said. Nine people face charges.

Witnesses said Tuesday night's melee, involving dozens of fans, began in an upper deck and spilled onto the floor. It was apparently sparked by an earlier dispute between students of the two rival schools, Prattville and Stanhope Elmore.
"There were chairs being thrown and people running all over the place," said witness Stan Davis. "I grabbed my 8-year-old daughter and we just tried to stay out of the way."
"Initially, there were 30, then it started spreading like cockroaches," said another parent, Joanne Heningburg.
Arrest warrants were issued for three adults and six juveniles, including three teens taken into custody Tuesday night, District Attorney Randall Houston said Thursday. Among the charges were assault, disorderly conduct and refusing to obey an officer, he said.
There had been a fight between students at the two schools at a fast-food restaurant last week, authorities said.
"Apparently the same two groups met up at the basketball game tonight, and the altercation continued," Police Chief Alfred Wadsworth said.
Police hit some participants with Tasers, which can incapacitate a person with an electrical jolt, Wadsworth said.
The fight was captured on video and shown on television.
"People were screaming and running," Prattville cheerleader Cherish Cartee said. "Girls lost their cell phones. Keys got lost. It's something I will never forget."

6 Comments:

Blogger adam said...

That's the most hilarious line ever. That should be used in a movie.

9:39 AM

 
Blogger Alexander Wolfe said...

"Girls lost their cell phones. Keys got lost. It's something I will never forget."

You think that ranks up there with ol' 9/11 in her cheerleader head?

Again, maybe her worlds were manipulated by the reporter. Maybe she said "Make-up was smeared. Shoes came untied. Girls lost their cell phones. Keys got lost." That would seem more reasonable.

11:08 AM

 
Blogger Nat-Wu said...

Oh man, I despair of the human race.

12:15 PM

 
Blogger Alexander Wolfe said...

Better then the Detroit-Indiana basketbrawl?

10:53 AM

 
Blogger Nat-Wu said...

So what did the people at the high school have in their eyes, the light of madness?

11:14 AM

 
Blogger Alexander Wolfe said...

I think it was the light of Budweiser I saw in the eyes of the Detrot fan who ran onto the court and promptly got decked to the floor.

11:46 AM

 

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