Jason, what the F*ck do you keep emailing me?

Jason, what is this mobile network of friends thing you keep emailing me and Daniel? Does it cost money? We've been replying to your emails, but I don't think you've been able to read them. I would honestly prefer not to sign up with a "keep track of your friends" service. I have enough junk email as it is. Let's just keep in touch with the blog and the old fashioned way (i.e. telegrams and smoke signals).