Not bad for a dollar

My brother-in-law has a mighty pile of counterfeit DVDs from China, many of which are hilariously mistyped or have copy from the wrong films. For example:

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back: The story discribes the second princess of insurre ction of a faraway and intergalactic- empire occurrence li. under two robots the R2-D2. C-3P0 and days the line the road gra, with the HOSOLO. The etcwarrior help by luck breakout of and lead to bravehy resist the sodier the scheme to take back the lost king dom.

Moulin Rouge: The France Paris of 19 end of the century, is one the order own to be heat on in arts the man yearns for the illusion all. Ke Lisi di An is the poet of youth, in order to seek oneself the own hope, arrives alone leave not open alcoholic drink this whole day, and takes addictive drugs and Kang Kang the place waving.

Lord of the Rings: This one is the king, though. It claims to star Tim Curry and Mia Sara, and has a picture of Tom Cruise superimposed over the regular Lord of the Rings cast members. Apparently it is just the movie Legend when you watch it.