Would someone please touch my wenis for me?

I'm always trying to think of funny or bad band names, and yesterday I came up with "The Taliband." However, someone has already taken it! Oh well, I guess there is always "LOL" and "Seven Foot Midget" to fall back on...

Last night, I went to the football game here with some friends. We played the Idaho Vandals and won 51-29. However, with four seconds to go before the game, about a hundred people rushed the field to tear down their goal post. They were supposed to do this, but of course, not until the game finished! But the Vandals were gracious enough to let it go. There was also a contest to win a Ford Mustang, but you had to punt a field goal at various differences and one guy managed to do it. However, to actually get the car you had to throw a football into the car. This one guy threw an incredible throw, but it bounced off! Man, that was awful. We chanted "one more chance" but I think they were scared to hell they might actually have to give someone the car after all.

We also had a costume contest in which people dressed up as green something (our team is the "Mean Green"). One was a green KISS member, a green clown, etc. The winner was a fat, bald guy dressed up as a green eagle (our mascot). It was based on audience applause, and I think he won because he was the most ridiculous running around flapping his wings when the camera came on him.

This game sends us to the New Orleans bowl, which we've almost always gone to. Unfortunately for us students, the admin didn't seem to take this fact into account. See, they just recently decided to push up three days of exams in finals week to the week prior. For me and many others, this means I will take three of my exams on the week before the scheduled finals week, leaving me with one exam the following Friday. So instead of getting to go home, and I have to wait here a whole other week just for one last exam. Fuckers. Maybe Don Rumsfeld does the planning for UNT too (ooh, zing!).

Also, for the first time, my roommate had his girlfriend over and I had to stay out for a few hours. Once when I came back to see if they were done I found out she makes noises like a chimpmunk when she's real excited.

Today, I saw this girl playing pool by herself so I decided to join her. I play often, but she wanted to play 9-ball, which I haven't played before. Anyway, she showed me how, and then I proceeded to beat her. I think she was into me, but that might have ruined it. She's not lousy either, she's actually a plays-pool-in-bars-while-putting-away-the-tequila-better-than-the-guys type of girl. But unlike 8-ball, it doesn't matter how well you've played beforehand, when the 9-ball is in play and you sink it, you win (you guys probably know this, except for Alex ;). I was gonna see if she wanted to help me play pocket pool, but some other people came in. Maybe I'll see her again. I have the uncanny ability to run into people I know while walking around campus. Unfortunately, it hasn't lead to as much sex as I have hoped.

Anyway, that was my weekend. What about you guys?

(And yes, the above is, in part, supposed to make fun of all the diary-type blog sites out there, of which I have been to far too many in the past couple of days.)