Ass-plosions
Adam's post about all the toilets being stained reminded me a time the Irving AMC 8 was hit pretty hard with an ass-plosion that I think Jason and perhaps Daniel were privy to as well. None of us caused it, but we witnessed the horror, and it got us thinking: "what is it about movie theaters that causes such bowel stress?" We ended up going with the theory that sitting down for two hours while movie concessions brew in your bowels is the main cause.
I wonder what the rest of you think. What places, or situations, cause the worst bowel movements? Or what places are consistently hit with destroyed restrooms? And why do you think this happens?
posted by Seamus at 11:19 AM
5 Comments:
Privy. I get it. Ha ha
1:06 PM
Well, at least it was for a good cause.
8:11 PM
To answer the questions posed - CiCi's pizza is probably the worst I've ever seen/smelled. Also, there are a number of very large women who work on the same floor as me and most days, after their lunch hour, you don't want to go into the ladies' room without either 1) letting it air out first or 2) taking a large gulp of air before entering and doing your business as fast as possible.
8:22 PM
For those of us who work or who have worked at Northwest Branch, we know there's one particular staff member guilty of making quite a foul stench in the toilet. I name no names, but this middle-aged lady who wears glasses can destroy it with the best of em. If you want answers, I suggest you ask her what her dietary habits are.
9:39 PM
It's all that bitter hatred of the patrons, spoiling her bowels.
8:25 AM
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