Christmas Break for Bowels

You know, ever since the semester ended I've been defecating quite more often that I had before. I haven't been eating more though, just crapping more. I don't mean minor waste either, I mean a decent sized deuce. And on top of this, the corn ratio is higher than I would expect considering that I haven't eaten corn in months. So my theory is that now that the stress of the semester is over, that old impacted feces is finally sliding its way out of my colon and down the sewer pipes (or in the Central Bookdrop from time to time).