Oh shit!
So when I got up to take a piss this morning I found that every toilet in there had been stained something awful. Not quite Desperado bad because the walls were okay (I think), but the toilets were just destroyed. I believe this too awful not to have been a planned staining.
posted by adam at 8:08 AM
7 Comments:
Genius. That's like when black people tear up their own neighborhoods during a riot.
8:16 AM
Genius. That's like when black people tear up their own neighborhoods during a riot.
8:16 AM
As you can see from my double-posting, I am also not a genius.
(A Wolfe would like to retract last post, edit "black" to read "colored", so as not to inadvertently offend.)
8:17 AM
Uh, Alex?
11:13 AM
Sadly, no.
4:05 PM
So anyway, let's get back to the "meat" of the subject. So Adam, how much corn was there?
6:23 PM
I remember the AMC Irving 8 was hit pretty hard one time. Something like an ass-shotgun...feces on walls, all over toilet, and stall door.
I think movie theaters are implicitly in danger of ass-plosions since you're bound to wait approximately 2 hours for your bowels to brew.
10:17 AM
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