I bet Blizzard never saw this coming! Deckard and Griswold are probably rolling over in their graves, unless they're still in some level of hell...

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Worst spam mail (porn) subject lines

One I just got was "adams make her cry from anal pain"

What's your best (worst)?

9 Comments:

Blogger adam said...

Haha, I think I got that one too.

12:41 PM

 
Blogger Alexander Wolfe said...

Anything you might be needing that particular power for there, Whitey?

Here is my favoritefrom today's spam alone:


"White cooch, teen cooch, coed cooch"

Coed cooch??

3:37 PM

 
Blogger Nat-Wu said...

Uh...it's one thing to see a giant living jug of Kool-Aid bust through your wall. It's another to see a giant, throbbing man-member bust through. Kool-Aid man wouldn't freak me out nearly as much as that.

5:28 PM

 
Blogger Alexander Wolfe said...

Nathan! Where is your quote from spam??

8:38 PM

 
Blogger adam said...

make her cry "oh yeah!" and bust through a wall by anal pain

8:40 PM

 
Blogger Nat-Wu said...

I no longer allow myself to receive spam. I've never used my gmail address to sign up for anything and I set the filters on Yahoo and Hotmail so high that nothing but mail from approved contacts gets through.

3:20 PM

 
Blogger James said...

I got:
" If you love her you'll look"
so vague. look at what? the email? her? the sun?

7:02 PM

 
Blogger James said...

and on the subject of the Kool Aid man, when did he start wearing pants in the commercials?

7:03 PM

 
Blogger Alexander Wolfe said...

Okay, this one is non-porn, but I just got it:

"Portable toilets...for when you have to go right now."

That sounds so useful I hesitate to lump it in with regular spam.

10:57 PM

 

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