Lou Rawls dead; we mourn

I know when Alex heard the news he shed big, blubbery tears. John would have, but he was too busy whipping himself for living when such a great man has died!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060106/ap_en_mu/obit_rawls

LOS ANGELES - Lou Rawls, the velvet-voiced singer who started as a church choir boy and went on to record such classic tunes as "You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine," died Friday of cancer. He was 72.

However, I think this could be a case of an artist going into retirement by faking his death, just like Tupac. See here:

Rawls' family and Shefrin said the singer was 72, although other records indicate he was 70.

So who was it that died? Alex, dry your tears. John, stop whipping! He may not be dead and life may return to normal as we know it. We must research this issue and bring all the investigative powers of the Horadrim to bear!