I bet Blizzard never saw this coming! Deckard and Griswold are probably rolling over in their graves, unless they're still in some level of hell...

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

You know you're too fat....


The horror. The horror. Posted by Hello


when your shirt rips because the fat is trying to escape. Look close enough and you can see the rip on the belly where fat is bulging.

posted by Nat-Wu at 6:17 PM

7 Comments:

Blogger Nat-Wu said...

If I ever get to the point where my fat is ripping my clothes apart, I want someone to shoot me dead.

8:04 PM

 
Blogger Sarah said...

What is even more disturbing is that you all were able to finish your meal at Los Lupes, despite having visible proof of what might happen to you if you eat there. I bet if you had stayed a bit longer, you would have seen the Oompa-Loompas come out and roll this guy away.

10:41 AM

 
Blogger Feels like Nine said...

What's most disturbing is that you took a picture of some fat ass in a restaurant and posted it on the internet for the world to see.

7:08 PM

 
Blogger Seamus said...

What I find most incredible is that after his meal, this guy got up and walked away like anyone else. How does someone that large get up without the aid of a zoo team armed with tazers and bang-sticks?

9:48 PM

 
Blogger Nat-Wu said...

Good point, John. I think the strength required would be inhuman. Therefore, I must conclude that this man is not human, and that his fat masks some gigantic mechanical system inside. He's like a Terminator, only much bulkier. I think it is desperately important that we find this man and rip off his fat to see what is revealed.

9:50 AM

 
Blogger Seamus said...

ah yes, electromagnets...

5:28 PM

 
Blogger Alexander Wolfe said...

Going back to the comment on how we could finish our meals, I just want to say that although I did finish my meal, I don't think it counts considering the abbreviated amount of time it spent in my body.

9:59 PM

 

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