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Sunday, December 19, 2004

Hey John, and other students of the Bible...

Now most conventional Christian churches teach that not only is sex out of wedlock wrong, but that so is masturbation. But what about putting balls in your stretched ass like Goatse? Is taking sexual gratification in other ways that do not involve the genital areas a sin? Has this been addressed? If not, it needs to be.

5 Comments:

Blogger adam said...

Damnit, Alex, you liberal!

7:07 PM

 
Blogger Feels like Nine said...

I guess putting balls, cucumbers, mufflers or whatever in your ass is harmless. But posting on the internet for all the world to see? That's a mortal sin in my opinion.

9:17 PM

 
Blogger adam said...

Well, right, obviously nudity is wrong. And yes, if he spills his seed... but what about just the act itself? Is it indeed harmless?

8:04 AM

 
Blogger adam said...

But is it really any different than saying kissing? Both are sexually arousing and exciting (well, for Goatse anyway).

4:13 PM

 
Blogger Alexander Wolfe said...

Dammit you should not be having a serious discussion about this!!

5:24 PM

 

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