Big'un or Little'un?

Time to measure up guys!

An UCSF study by Wessells et.al. published in 1996 found an average of 5.1 inches (13.0 cm). (Measured by staff)

A study by a Brazilian urologist found an average of 5.7 inches (14.5 cm). (Measured by staff)

A German study in 1996 also reported an average of 5.7 inches (14.5 cm). (Measured by staff)

A study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms during 2001 Spring Break in Cancún found an average of 5.9 inches (15.0 cm). (Measured by staff)

A study conducted by the Korean Consumer Protection Board (KCPB) at a college campus found an average of 6.1 inches (15.5 cm).

The longest erect penis on record is around 12 inches (30 cm). The shortest erect penis on record is under 1/2 an inch (1.3 cm), not counting cases where men are born without a penis.

A study conducted by the Journal of Sexology in Japan found an average of 5.1 inches (12.9 cm) (Measured by staff)

A study by the Jacobus Survey in India found an average of 4.0 inches (10.1 cm) (Measured by staff)

Don't let the ladies see this. We might lose not only our jobs, but also our women to the third world.

Of course, that might be the least of our problems:

Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals or also, in females, breasts, are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is a mass hysetria event or panic where males in a population suddenly exhibit symptoms of genital retraction syndrome.

Penis panics in southeast Asia have become known under the term "Koro" (which means "head of the turtle" in Malay). Some anthropologists have referred to Koro as a culture-bound syndrome, but it is phenomenologically related, if not identical, to penis panics in various cultures. Koro most commonly describes the extreme fear that the penis is retracting into the body, including the idea that such retraction will bring about death. It can also refer to beliefs of "genital theft" or some kind of sorcery which has resulted in the loss of penis. Sometimes the testicles are also believed to be affected.

Good thing we don't have to worry about that here in the good old US of A. Our biggest concern is the drastic color changing of our getinal area.