For the Honor!

I don't think we've had a proper tale of dook on the new horadrim, so I found a jolly good one about a vast dump gone wrong.

The Very Stinky Poop Against the Humble Clock
by Harry

I love poop humour, i visit www.ratemypoo.com and i am a full memeber and have left many images on their website. One day i was lying in bed, and i thought, why not record a sound wave of me pooping, my microphone didnt work on my certain comp, and i couldnt find my talkboy, so i used my record your own alarm alarm clock!!! I did it one day and i worked really well, you heard the toilet seat banging, me being seated, the crackle the sqeulch and finally the plop. I recorded it on a mic on ANOTHER computer. The day after i had eaten a LOT and brewed up a nice beast, i can tell you, so i seated, pressed record, and started pushing, BUT OH NO THE CLOCK WAS TO CLOSE UNDER MY ARSE! iI heard a bang, a big plop and my arm being weighted down, i feared the worst, cfinished wiped, etc. I wiped the clock clean and it still smelled putrid, so i took the front apart, wiped it all round, used baby wipes etc, put it back together, sniffed it, felt sick, so i sprayed aftershave on. Didnt work. It smelled like babies nappies (diapers). So in the morning i found this fabric spray we have in England called © Febreze, i sparyed it all over and left it. I smelled it in the morning, it smeled fresh. I then came back from school and it smelled like babies nappies, topped with aftershave and Febreze. I sparyed it ALL over and checked it the next day. It still smelled but you had to really inhale to get full aroma, i dont think any1 would notice. Just ask me if you want both recorded poos sent i and i will happily send them.