There was this guy....

I'd like to tell you something....

There was this guy.  He ate his SHIT!

You see, I have another theory about how humanity can be subdivided, which I came up with in the 11th grade. It involves their reaction to the following statement said in the following way:
"There was this guy (said just a little bit raunchily, but not too much)...(dramatic pause of about a second)...He ate his shit (extend the word "shit" and phrase the sentence in clear iambs.  It helps if you raise your eyes a little as you proceed and allow your voice to become raspy.  The whole process should flow like a gathering storm).  People are guaranteed to react in one way or another. 

Type A: Type A will laugh and always laugh.  Sometimes they will find it funny, other times strange, but always amused.

Type B: Type B reactions will vary greatly, but the test subject will never laugh.  They may look quizzical, vaguely disgusted, annoyed by your profanity, or presumably other, undocumented results. 

I have my theories about what exactly being a type one or a type 2 means--perhaps one type is more able to find humor in a cruel world, better adjusted to hearing descriptions of disturbing behavior, or they themselves have been there.  I encourage you all to test this hypothesis on your loved ones, and guarantee that you will be surprised by how they fall out by type.