Horadrim Slackers
We have several so-called "contributors" that have never contributed a single post including Hipster and The SARS and several who have only posted a few times such as coolwater, "Mildred," and Feels Like Nine.
Alright, now that I've exposed you slackers for what you are, get to it.
posted by adam at 3:00 PM
8 Comments:
Hey! I am hurt by this post. I have only posted maybe 3 things on here and i was not mentioned. I am ashamed of you Adam....ashamed. How dare you leave me off the list of slackers. I mean sure, i've post triple the amount of some people being as they haven't touched the blog site yet....but still. It's not like i write more than a sentence or two when i do post. It's a far reach to even call me a contributor isn't it. Do i actually contribute...or just take up space with nonsense and stupid pictures. Now if i was throwing down mad posts that had people all up in arms and commenting on things like 8 times a day....not that would be something. But it's just not how things are....now is it? I didn't think so. No...i'm more of a part time blogger as of right now. Some day i hope to reach the amount of blogs as the great bloggers like Whitey and Seamus. But i'm just not there yet. My posts are only one liners and often contain nothing but a picture. Pictures? Yeah...what about pictures? Some say that pictures are worth a thousand words. Does that hold true on blogs as well? If so, i could be one of the greatest bloggers of all time. I can produce stupid pictures quicker than Mak Wock can fry rice. NO, not the brown rice with chicken and mixed veggies, the plain white rice. The kind that goes good with butter. You know what else goes good with butter...dinner rolls. Oh no, not alone. I mean with the fixins. I want the chicken wings...i want the gravy boat...i'm looking for the collard greens and cornbread too my friends. I'm talking an all out grub fest - Red Kool Aid and all. The kind of food that's so messy the napkins are scared to show up. The kind you wear jeans to cause that's all you have that's strong enough to wipe you greasy fingers on. The kind of food that'll make you so fat you have to cary your car home on your back cause you can't fit in the front seat anymore. I'm gonna go eat...i'm out.
3:32 PM
Well, uh, you just started posting.
4:56 PM
I take exception to the assertion that Whitey is one of the great horadrim bloggers; every mention of goatse should really only count as 1 post.
5:02 PM
Unlike most of the bloggers, I actually work at my job and cannot post blogs all day. Nor do I wish to spend my free time finding pictures of severed nuts, goatse clouds, or mentally deranged transvestites. Yet somehow I do find time to comment on these wonders of the internet.
9:23 PM
Is it any excuse to say I've found most of these links doing research for law school?
9:56 PM
Chris...that comment was longer than all your actual posts combined
9:50 AM
What law school is this and where do I sign up?
10:18 PM
Uh, unfortunately I have limited access now. I only have 56k at home, and that's only for a few hours, and I barely get to use the computer at work.
7:19 PM
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