Greatest. Movie. Scene. Ever.

Dolemite: I knight thee Dolemite Jr. If people don't know by now, they soon will know, that you are the baddest son of a bitch in town. Now that that's been said, sit back and enjoy your riches, 'cause tonight we got us two bad ass white bitches. I can dig it!

(Knock on door)

Dolemite: Who dat is?

Sheriff: It's the Sheriff. We know you in there with them white girls. All we want is the cane.

Dolemite: They want the cane cause it's got the power to get them tricks. And they mad at us, because they women want our big black ---

Sheriff (busting in): I finally got your black ass! And this time... (gasp) Oh my god, Jenny!

Jenny: Hi, daddy.

Dolemite: That's right, Sheriff. I had your sweet daughter, last night I had your wife, and now it's me you want to slaughter.