Traitor!

How dare he use my sacred name to propagate such terrible blasphemies!

To: webmaster
Subject: for the LOVE of mercy!!
From: "Whitey Ford"
Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 14:51:19 -0400
Please, oh PLEASE, for the love of all that is good and holy...stop posting hi-res images of these nubile young women! It is an irresistable draw, causes much wasting-of-time and much procrastination-of-work. If you continue along this path of wretched display of young womanflesh, I am just going to have to keep visiting your site and consuming mass quantities of bandwidth.

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