Screams and Safe Sex
Nate, Kristina, and I went to the Screams Halloween Park on Saturday. It was quite fun. Those are probably the best haunted houses I've been to. The best one was a maze with a bunch of crazed hillbillies inside. The funny thing was though that it took us so long to get out, the people inside started to make fun of us. One guy actually told us how to get out. Then as we left, another pointed to Kristina and said "This woman been in here for 45 minutes!" It wasn't that long, but I nearly *died* laughing.
Last night, I went to a "safer sex party" on campus. It was university sponspored, so no alchohal or anything. It was kind of amusing. There were naked man/woman cakes, a dildo ringtoss, pin the condom on the dildo, phallic cookies, and bad kereoke. Alas, I didn't get a chance to use the many condoms and lube I picked up, but there was food. Anyway, then I left I smoked some herbs this gay guy sells out of a van on the street.
What did you guys do?
posted by adam at 2:03 PM
7 Comments:
What kind of "herbs" did you smoke?
6:15 PM
Don't know. It's the guy's home recipe. It's tobacco and some shit.
6:52 PM
Uh, the two weren't related. I doubt there'd be girls dressed like Catholic schoolgirls if it was gay!
8:12 PM
Sure, the lesbian girls would be together. Smoking basil or clove or something.
8:17 PM
Damnit, the two weren't related!
8:20 PM
If it was a gay sex party there would be two guys dressed as Catholic school girls.
Speaking of which, I came all the way the hell up here to meet some authentic "Catholic" school girls. Nobody told me the uniforms aren't required.
12:39 PM
Try telling her that :(
5:03 PM
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