Operation Splatterhouse

Alright guys, here's a plan for us to implement:

Nathan and I came up with this plan today and I think we need to give it a try. The objective is to completely destroy the restroom(s) in a particular place in unison. The more people we have the better, we can destroy several commodes at once. Here was our strategy:

1.) Take something like Immodium AD to keep your food from passing through you too quickly. Do this for two or three days and you should have quite a "crap on deck". The idea is not to defecate for at least a day or two.
2.) Day 3(or 4): Starting around 11am start hitting the buffets. Mexican (Panchos), Pizza, and Chinese consecutively. "Let it brew" - in Nathan's own words.
3.) Then, probably around 1 or 2, we arrive at the scene and take a healthy dose of your standard laxative. The ensuing expulsion should be one to remember, although you may not want to. The more restrooms we can simultaneously seize in this way the better.

Let's plan a day and pull this off.