I went to Vegas and woke up married

Well I'm back from my vacation/wedding/honeymoon. It was good overall, but I have to say that Vegas was both good and bad. First off, don't bother seeing it in the daylight. The trash and homeless people are a lot less noticeable in the dark, and the buildings are a lot prettier. Second, the cocktail waitresses are all ugly and old. I think the reason people at the slot machines drink so much is that since the drinks are free (as long as you gamble) you might as well put your beer-goggles on and enjoy yourself. Third, they only gave us about 8 channels on our tv (two of which were the service menu and the preview channel). Despite that, we did have a nice room and we were so close to the strip that we could easily walk to it and up and down it. I'll have to write more about the trip, but I thought the most memorable part of Vegas was all the advertisements for "escorts". There were billboard trucks driving down the streets with ads, there were little business cards strapped to light poles, there were newspaper holders for the larger ads (free of course) and there were guys trying to hand us stuff in front of the casinos. I got some samples to show you guys.