Man! Nathan lives in buttass nowhere

How do you stand getting from 7 points to work every day, anyway? Do you sleep under a bridge?

Man Drives Home with Headless Friend

Man Drives Home with Headless Friend
Mon Aug 30,11:46 AM ET
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ATLANTA (Reuters) - A Georgia man who drove home with a friend's headless body after a truck accident then went to bed while the remains dangled out the window faces charges including vehicular homicide and drunk driving, police said on Monday.

John Hutcherson, covered in blood and visibly inebriated, was arrested in bed on Sunday morning after a local resident out on a stroll observed a headless, bloody body hanging out of the 21-year-old man's truck, Cobb County police said.
Hutcherson was due to make an initial court appearance on Monday.
Police said that Hutcherson and his friend, identified as Francis Brohm, 23, were returning from a bar outside Atlanta early Sunday morning when their black 1992 Chevrolet Z-71 pickup hit a curb near a telephone pole.
Brohm, partially outside the window at the time, was decapitated by a guide wire on the telephone pole, according to police, who recovered his head at the crash site. "Alcohol is believed to be a contributing factor," police said.

Not another!

Mummified Man Goes Unnoticed for Two Years
Mon Aug 30,10:18 AM ET
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WINNIPEG, Manitoba (Reuters) - A reclusive Canadian man, who neighbors thought may have gone traveling, was found mummified in his bed, almost two years after he died, Manitoba's chief medical examiner says.

Winnipeg police found the body of 52-year-old Jim Sulkers preserved in his tidy apartment after a relative phoned police to ask them to check on him.
Sulkers, who had multiple sclerosis, preferred to be left alone. His bill payments and pension deposits were handled automatically.
"It was a very well-kept second floor condominium, neat and clean, with everything in its place, and there was a body of a man on the bed, covered in a sheet, like he was sleeping, except that the body was mummified," said Thambirajah Balachandra, who investigates deaths in the province.
A newspaper dated Nov. 21, 2002, was in the apartment in an upscale Winnipeg neighborhood. Balachandra said the man died of natural causes.
"In this case, apparently this man was very reclusive. He kept to himself, he lived alone, and he didn't have contact with anybody," Balachandra said Friday.
The hot, dry and clean environment meant the body did not decompose, but rather dried up, he said.
Neighbors told local newspapers they thought the man had traveled south to escape Winnipeg's long, cold winters, and did not notice anything wrong.

WWTS - What Would the Toilet Say?

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (Reuters) -- The citizens of Amsterdam may now take counsel of talking toilets that expound on the perils of smoking or the futility of war and berate them on hygiene and cleanliness.

The first such toilets, fitted with sensors to detect exactly what visitors do and to pass comment if appropriate, were installed in a central Amsterdam cafe Thursday. Creator Leonard van Munster, who sees the project as an artistic venture, will build more if the demand arises.

"You might consider sitting down next time," the toilet told a male Reuters reporter politely in a female robot voice. The next user was told that "The last visitor did not take heed of basic rules of hygiene."

Depending on circumstances, the toilet might remind you to wash your hands or ask you to lift the seat.

"It could suddenly start coughing and warn you about the dangers of cigarettes, or name all the cool movie stars who smoke. It just depends what mood it's in," van Munster said referring to people who sneak off to secretly have a puff.

What would you like to hear a toilet say? And better yet, what might a toilet say to Nathan after his "rapture" experience on John's toilet?

Life in the nation's capital...

Typical Metro crowd...


I've decided that since I'm not working for the library anymore, and therefore have no library stories to relate(other than how the computers in the law library might actually be older than the building...seriously)that instead I'm going to focus on what it's like to be living life as a Texan in D.C. As you can imagine, there are quite a few things up here that are different then back in ol' Big D. Let's start with the Metro(short for Washington Metropolitan Transit Authority.) A large percentage of Washingtonians(DCtonions?) do not actually drive to work. Yes that's correct. I said they do not drive their own cars to work. I know...it's hard to believe. Where I come from if you're not driving a car, it's because your uncle and your friends couldn't figure out the new fangled electrical ignition systems on the 82 Datsun 200SX and burnt out several of your spark plugs in the process, while somehow draining your oil onto the pavement and snapping your serpentine belt for good measure. In other words, if you don't drive it's because you actually do not have a car...and are unwilling to commit a carjacking to get one. The average Texan will push his car to work before riding mass transit. Such is not the case up here, where everyday what appears to be millions of people cram themselves onto what is basically a very large electric train set, and happily glide to work while the schizophrenic guy in front of you mumbles to himself about how "Dubya" is the master puppeteer in scheme to gain control of world jewry. Despite this, there are actually still many people in D.C. who prefer to drive. But let me not misuse the term "drive." Driving implies you actually have some control over the vehicle, and have at least a passing familiarity with traffic rules. Now since I'm from Texas, it may be that I don't realize yet that D.C. actually has no traffic rules, and I'm just slow on the uptake. But I'm prety sure that red and green translate to to the same thing up here as they do down there. Also, Washingtonians honk their horns. Alot. They honk them at other drivers, at pedestrians, at bicylists, at squirrels that have the temerity to run in front of them, and often for no apparent reason at all. I feel the need to stop and advise them gently not to do that if they ever find themselves driving in Dallas, for that kind of excessive honking generally results in a shooting. Nonetheless I must say that Washington is actually a very pedestrian friendly city in that I haven't actually seen anyone hit pedestrian yet.

Anyway I'll report back on various aspect of life in D.C. as the opportunity arises. Next: terror alerts and fat cops with automatic shotguns.

As if South Irving didn't already stink enough...

Well, East Branch used to have a building next door. It was Han's auto and transmission shop. A couple of weeks ago, they started knocking down the building and the shed behind it. Now it wasn't a huge plce, so it didn't take that long. One bulldozer took care of it in two days. After that they were cleaning up the trash for a few days. Since then, every day, they've been scraping and pushing around dirt in the same little lot with no apparent purpose. Now that was strange and harmless enough, until they broke open what smells like a sewer line. I'm guessing because I have not the fortitude to walk over to that watery mess and verify it.

A short (but true) story.

Down here in Seven Points, businesses are a lot less formal than they are up in the city, but I have to say, there's one that just exemplifies what I'm talking about. Or rather, it's two establishments together, out toward Cap City. These two business exist in the same building, which really is just a long shack or hut. On one side you have Sam's tire shop and on the other you have Happy Jack's bar. I don't know if the owners are related in some way or just thought that a joint bar/tire shop was a good idea. But either way, if you're a drinking man it sure beats NTB, where the only drinks you can get are from the vending machine!

Remember this story?

Crematory Operators Settle Suit for $80M
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By ELIOTT C. McLAUGHLIN, Associated Press Writer
ROME, Ga. - An $80 million settlement was reached Thursday in a lawsuit against the operators of a crematory where the remains of 334 people were found strewn across the grounds.
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The deal was struck during a trial over a lawsuit filed by nearly 1,700 people who said their relatives' remains were mishandled at the Tri-State Crematory, operated by Ray Brent Marsh.
The bodies were supposed to have been cremated, but complete and partial human remains were found in storage buildings, in burial vaults, and in the surrounding forest.
The families face several more legal battles before getting paid. Since the crematory owners have few assets and little money, the settlement will hold up only if the owners' insurer is found liable for the $80 million. A hearing on the matter will be held Friday.
"Everybody, quite frankly, wanted to get it over," defense attorney Frank Jenkins said after the settlement was reached. "We want it over, we want healing, we want to go on with our lives and I think that's what made it possible."
Marsh, who still faces 787 criminal charges in an October trial, declined to comment.
An attorney for the families, Robert Darroch, said he is confident the settlement will allow the families to pursue their claims against the insurer, the Georgia Farm Bureau. The crematory's owners had a homeowner's insurance policy with the company.
But actually collecting money from the insurance company might be difficult.
"I have considerable doubt that they will ever get — ever — to the Georgia Farm Bureau," said Jenkins. "There are some very high hurdles to get over."
Georgia Farm Bureau officials did not immediately return telephone messages left Thursday by The Associated Press.

I can't even guess

I just don't know.


What in the hell is the inspiration for this pic?

The slap

You go girl!



Okay I don't really have anything to say here. I just wanted to post a funny picture. Just be glad that I didn't post some of the "saucier" images I found when I conducted a google image search with the word "slap."

Dave Matthews Band Sued Over Dumped Waste

By MELANIE COFFEE, Associated Press Writer
CHICAGO - The state of Illinois sued the Dave Matthews Band on Tuesday for allegedly dumping up to 800 pounds of liquid human waste from a bus into the Chicago River, dousing a tour boat filled with passengers.
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The lawsuit accuses the band and one of its bus drivers of violating state water pollution and public nuisance laws. It seeks $70,000 in civil penalties.
"Our driver has stated that he was not involved in this incident," band spokesman John Vlautin said in a statement. He said the band "will continue to be cooperative in this investigation."
According to the lawsuit, on Aug. 8 a bus leased by the band was heading to a downtown hotel where members were staying. As the bus crossed the Kinzie Street bridge, the driver allegedly emptied the contents of the septic tank through the bridge's metal grating into the river below.
More than 100 people on an architecture tour were showered with foul-smelling waste. The attorney general's office said no one was seriously injured.
"This incident may be unique, but that does not lessen the environmental or public health risks posed by the release of at least 800 pounds of liquid human waste into a busy waterway and onto a crowded tour boat," Attorney General Lisa Madigan said in a statement.
After the incident, the boat's captain turned the vessel around and took passengers back to the dock. Everyone received refunds, and the boat was cleaned with disinfectant.

Uh, what?

A real bag man.


If you hadn't seen this, well, now you have.

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Time to play a game! Can you guess what word I searched for on google to get this picture? Hint: it would disturb you to know that I searched for it. Any guesses?

Hoo wee! It's a distrubing world out there, when goatse men sport fan clubs. Do a google image search for goatse and look at the homages to this fine stretched-out gentleman.

Follow-up to Dentist Semen Case

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) -- A North Carolina dentist accused of putting semen into the mouths of six female patients closed his office after a panel of the N.C. Board of Dental Examiners revoked his license.

I love his explanation:

"Testifying on his own behalf, Hall denied injecting semen into patients' mouths. He said he was collecting his semen in the syringes because he was tracking the side effects of Propecia, a hair-growth drug. Potential side effects include low sperm count and diminished semen. Hall said he collected his semen after-hours in an office bathroom because he didn't want to do so at home. He said he planned to take the vials to his doctor."

You know you're too fat....

The horror. The horror.


when your shirt rips because the fat is trying to escape. Look close enough and you can see the rip on the belly where fat is bulging.

Jason's Car Get's Taken for Another Joy Ride by Unknown Woman

It's not really his car, but how the hell would you get out of this situation?

Other Blogs

You guys ever check out the "Blogs of Note" on the Blogger homepage? Here's an entry from Aziz's blog:

"Monsoon Miracles: Today was an excellent day. The most runny of poos that have tormenting me for the past few days finally relented, i'm sure because I got my hands on some sweet drugs, namely Ciprofloxacin, an antibiotic. This miracle antibiotic has, I think, saved my life at least once and maybe twice while i've been here in India. Since I’ve already amply described my near-toilet experiences with India’s unique strains of explosive diarrhea in previous entries, and plan on writing a book to be named 'The Story of My Experiments with Diarrhea,' I’ll just say that I have gone from near-deathly to definitely alive within the past few days."

Just in case anyone ever feels this blog isn't up to par...

What do you get if you google "sweaty, naked, glistening boys"?

You get this!


naked man in japan
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Keith Harris - Fathers & Sons
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Rub-a-dub-dub, G-boys in a Tub! -- The Sequel
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Boys' School -- Part 1/2
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FOR-LOVE-INDIAN-BOYS-4 "Mother Moon Kisses Me" {Part #4 of 9} ...
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Perverted-Justice.com - Exposing wannabe perverts on the 'net

Perverted-Justice.com - Exposing wannabe perverts on the 'net

Guys you have to check this out. I saw this website on TV last night. People posing as young boys and girls have conversations with pedophiles and record them on this webpage. They not only do this but expose the names, addresses, and screen-names of the perverts! It's awesome.

I think Nathan is on there somewhere...

Buddy takes a trip to the Lake!

And we thought Jason was at Boot Camp...

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands -- Toe-licking is not a crime in the Netherlands -- but it may soon be.

A serial toe-licker is prompting lawmakers to consider making such unsolicited attention a criminal offense.

Police arrested a man in Rotterdam earlier this week after a female sunbather complained he unexpectedly licked her bare foot. Other women have also complained. The man has reportedly pursued his fetish for years -- but Rotterdam prosecutors say they are powerless to put their feet down.

A prosecution spokesman told the Rotterdam Daily newspaper, "A lick over the foot doesn't qualify as a crime" -- without an overt sex act.

Two Labor Party members have asked the justice minister to change the law.

In their formal complaint, the men ask how it's possible to "prosecute someone for throwing a cigarette butt or soda can on the ground, but not for this kind of misbehavior."

John is GAY!

...for Daniel.

This is how John and Daniel play Super Smash Brothers.

You might think so, but you would be wrong.

You might think that the library would be a clean and quiet place to work, but you would be wrong. Today is a day like any other here. It is no better or worse. While cruising through life's journey this afternoon, I have encountered mold and a crazy lady shouting while carrying what might have been all her worldly possessions on wheels behind her. I didn't catch all of this one sided conversation but I did hear her shout angrily about a girl asking her for a dollar but she didn't have a dollar and the girl should have just asked her mother for it. But...there was no girl. There was however a very concerned citizen who was kind enough to suggest someone do something about her. Unfortunately, she exited the building just as it was getting interesting.

The Laird of Madrona

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After careful scanning of the groups of people who share my various interests, I have selected The Laird of Madrona as the most shameful to be associated with. From his skirt-like kilt to his mead holster, his appearance is ridiculous to me. I deride his taste in music for nerds who think they're clever, funny and "hip." Above all else, I despise his interest in "cutting capers." Congradulations, Laird!

I found some pictures of Amanda!

With skin:




Without skin:



Reading and stuff:

Helpful Hint...

Alright, I have determined the easiest way to post images within the blogs. That is, for pictures that are already online, (for images on your computer you would have to use Hello or Flicker). Here is how you do it. To insert an image in your blog, (anywhere in the blog, you don't have to put it at the top) simply click the "Edit HTML" tab while you're typing your message and type this code tag:

I can't type it all in one line or it thinks I'm making a real link to an image. Type this first < />
Then inside those carats you type this: IMG SRC = "http.address.com"
get it?
So you have the first carat: <
then you type: IMG SRC = "http://www.address.com"
and then you have the last carat: />

You can click over on the "Compose" tab again to see if it worked. Like I said you can put this tag wherever you want, and as many of them as you want. So you can fill your blogs with images of oh-so colorful things.

The hell?

This email came to us yesterday at East Branch:

From Maria Redburn

Subject: Shirley Hinton banned from Phone use

Ms. Hinton is an older woman with white hair. She has been using our phone to call social security. Yesterday she had a 40 minute phone call and came back for another 20 minutes.

I've seen this lady before. She has crazy hair; I mean, we're talking Don King here. The first time I ever saw her, she came to use our phone to report a crime. She called IPD to report that some lady was selling prescription pharmaceuticals, except it was over in Garland, according to her story. So they told her to call the Garland PD. She did that and spent about thirty minutes trying to explain herself, which involved a lot of speaking very loudly and repeating herself. I thought we should have banned her from the phone before she ever got on, based solely on her smell, but hey, it's not my decision. This last time, she didn't even ask, she pulled over Janis' chair and sat down behind to use our phone, which happened to be behind our counter.

AMANDA! Get on with it...geez

We've all been waiting patiently for you to post on the blog...come on!

The Wonderful World of Political Slash-Fiction

Since the two things that dominate my thoughts the most are sex and politics, I began to wonder if anyone had ever written any slash-fiction between political figures. Sure, enough I did manage to find one guy. Unfortunately (or not for you guys), it's all gay. Here's Blair/Brown and Bush/Chirac. There's more listed here, but no links, so you'll have to make do with those.

For those who are curious...

If you read my comment on the last post, and wondered, "what in this sick world could Brainerd Diarrhea be?" then I have your answer.

Comic-o-rama

This comic is not a collector's item


Or rather, I have had some passing but nasty affairs with comics in my youth. Now, I happen to like comics a lot. No, they're not great literature. No, they don't make for the most challenging of reading. And no, calling yourself a "collector" doesn't allow you to escape the shame that you should feel at reading comics as an adult. However, I for one have never loved comics so much that I thought I should try my hand at writing one, or even publishing it online. This gentleman's comic is less like the Sunday comic or the super-hero comic, and more like the comics they hide deep in the Dallas Observer...only not as good. But please browse his site and read a few. They may grow on you.

What in the world?

What caused someone to look at this picture and think, "It would be funny if we painted her green and called her Shrek's mom?"

Would this classfy as "dumps like a truck?"